Bahasa Indonesia vs Malaysia [humor]
Heuheu ngakak juga liad perpaduan bahasa, nama, istilah indonesia dengan resmi malaysia. Ada yang lucu ada juga yg ngakak abis. Cekidot:
INDONESIA : Kementerian
Hukum dan HAM
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh
INDONESIA : Kementerian
Agama
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa
INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat
MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-
Hentak Bumi
INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara
MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin
INDONESIA : “Pasukaaan
bubar jalan !!!”
MALAYSIA :”Pasukaaan cerai berai !!!”
INDONESIA : Merayap
MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi
INDONESIA : rumah sakit
bersalin
MALAYSIA : hospital korban lelaki
INDONESIA : telepon selular
MALAYSIA : talipon bimbit
INDONESIA : Pasukan terjung payung
MALAYSIA : Aska begayut
INDONESIA : belok kiri, belok kanan
MALAYSIA : pusing kiri, pusing kanan
INDONESIA : Departemen
Pertanian
MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam
INDONESIA : gratis bicara 30 menit
MALAYSIA : percuma berbual 30 minit
INDONESIA : Satpam/sekuriti
MALAYSIA : Penunggu Maling
INDONESIA : pejabat negara
MALAYSIA : kaki tangan negara
INDONESIA : pemerkosaan
MALAYSIA : perogolan
INDONESIA : Pencopet
MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku
INDONESIA : joystick
MALAYSIA : batang senang
INDONESIA : Tidur siang
MALAYSIA : Petang telentang
INDONESIA : remote
MALAYSIA : kawalan jauh
INDONESIA : kulkas
MALAYSIA : peti sejuk
INDONESIA : chatting
MALAYSIA : bilik berbual
INDONESIA : rusak
MALAYSIA : tak sihat
INDONESIA : keliling kota
MALAYSIA : pusing pusing ke Bandar
INDONESIA : Tank
MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal
INDONESIA : bioskop
MALAYSIA : panggung wayang
INDONESIA : rumah sakit jiwa
MALAYSIA : gubuk Gila
INDONESIA : dokter ahli jiwa
MALAYSIA : Dokter Gila
INDONESIA : pintu darurat
MALAYSIA : Pintu kecemasan
INDONESIA : Wortel
MALAYSIA : Karet
INDONESIA : Air Bening
MALAYSIA : Air Kosong
heuheu udah jgn pada ktawa mulu. C0ment nya jg ditunggu di bawah :D
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sos no not aloud anway u can see me at school but not tormomow( friday 29th june 2012) anway ill be at school for abit.oh i just wish i went to indenoisia all those words make me wanna come.bye your sincerly saira
Anyway..Want to learn abit of Arabic?!I only know a little bit.. Matha = What is your name?! (say slow & fast & say stonrg from ur neck..Ashismik= what is ur name? ( same, but in different words)La= No (Say fastly) ( and say it in the arabic accent)Natam= Yeah/Yes (say fast & in arabic accent )Yallah= Hurry Up/Come on! (Say in Arabic accent)I knoow loads of others, but i did'nt want you to read a big paragraph.. It'll be very complicating for u then.. and a lot of different words to find out.How is the weather in Huddersfield?!Warm greeting from Riyadh.
Wow nabil i really love this and i know you've tried your best and Saira i did not know you go on pdeknear pensil maybe us 3 can email each other on pdeknear pensil and Nabil tjis is a very good website. well done!And i've noticed about Nabil is that he's speaking English more better now is that right .? Well . Saira might think that! OMD Nabil now i think it's actually true because when you first came to school you were struggling to speak English and now it's absolutley amazing . but it has to happen when i'm in Saudi Arabia! Atleast i noticed that your still trying hard!
is it true im going to tell mrs gregg now.i cant belive it you were born in msyalaia. you lied to the whole class and mrs gregg i cant belive that.anway its really impossilble to belive that casue you said first you were born in indenisioa and then everyone belived that then on your website you said that you were born in msyalaia.anway wow that is a beutiful place i really want to go there.if i am mistaken that msyalaia is not in indenisioa my apoligesif it is email me on this website and please can you tell me about your adventure if you can. but just revice me back.your sincerly saira
Bodoh amat indon ini.. Semuanya hoax! Fuck you!
Sukanya ikut-ikutan, fitnah tu... banyak salahnya. Tidak pernah pun dengar hospital bersalin dipanggil hospital korban lelaki. Hanya 14/30 yang betul. 7 yg pertama semuanya fitnah. Kenapa mudah terprovokasi tanpa mencari kebenarannya.
hehehe...Mantap gan blog xtgem-ny rapih banget!
Ea gan. Rumah sakit bersalin = Hospital k0rban lelaki . . . Heuheu
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